I would make the world's worst IT Admin.
Something interesting happened while I waited for my Five Dollar Footlong Today.
A lady walked up to the cash register at Subway and said:
"Hey, what do you make of this cockroach right here in the middle of the floor?"
It was clear she was trying to make a scene. She spoke way louder than she had to and seemed to flaunt the newborn baby she had in her arms. The drama was thick, as if the cockroach was not only an affront to her but a direct health threat to her newborn's health.